Shoutout to Arthur Blank for being a Man of the People. Most piece of shit NFL owners would never even do a Willy Wonka-style Golden Ticket scavenger hunt to give away one free hot dog, let alone 100,000 plus chips and souvenir sodas. We may not win a ton of football games, but we have the best concessions in the League.
Even when the hot dogs aren’t free, they’re $2. You can walk up to a concession stand at Mercedes-Benz Stadium with a $20 bill and leave with a hot dog, slice of pizza, chicken tender basket, popcorn and a souvenir refillable soda — and still have $3 left over. When the team is going to be a trainwreck more often than not, it’s nice to at least have that in your back pocket if you’re going to a Falcons game.
Are we sure 100,000 hot dogs is going to be enough for this promotion, though? The team only sold 83,000 hot dogs throughout the entire 2023 season, but you’re counting on at least 20,000 people not redeeming their two free dogs on Sunday. Who is not taking advantage of that sweet deal?
Let’s hope the Arthur Blank Glizzy Giveaway is enough to spur an upset of the Chiefs.
