This all started when The Chairman was spotted in a drive-thru lane at a Chick-fil-A a few years back. He was removed from power in a vote that involved rampant cheating.
“That blowhard will never be back,” said the Turkey pundits.
Well, The Chairman is now back, in decisive fashion, and being greeted by mobs wearing MTGA hats. Yes, we’re here to Make the Turkeys Great Again. To make sure this movement is lasting, we are announcing a five-person advisory board with tremendous powers to bring change.
Of course, you have the assurance of The Chairman that these are only the best people.
Today, we are back with a full-budget banquet after several years of warmed-up frozen dinners, and we will begin with several special honors.
And now for the head table, loaded as it is with bigwigs.
